Rald.

Oct 20
squidyword:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did


he doesn’t look very mchappy



Really? 

REALLY?!?

THAT’S THE FUCKING JOKE YOU GO WITH?!

“MCHAPPY”?!?!

OKAY

THAT ISN’T EVEN A MCDONALD’S THING!!!!!!

HAPPY MEAL. THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. 

HAPPY. MEAL.

squidyword:

i-wanna-channingalloveryourtatum:

I wonder what he did

he doesn’t look very mchappy

Really? REALLY?!? THAT’S THE FUCKING JOKE YOU GO WITH?! “MCHAPPY”?!?! OKAY THAT ISN’T EVEN A MCDONALD’S THING!!!!!! HAPPY MEAL. THAT’S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR. HAPPY. MEAL.
Oct 20

THIS DOOR

is so white
it almost seems dangerous
The wall behind it is white as well,
but the door appears to be glowing.
Glowing.

I wish exiting through this door was as simple as eradicating my problems.

But the only problem comes from its ease

I can do it

So I won’t.

Oct 20

What if I just treat my tumblr like I’m on a wise-cracking talk show?

"Well, this reblog is going to get yer panties wet. I know it got mine SOAKING"

"Today, we are going to address the dangers of SOY SAUCE"
(Or rather my crazy mixed up feelings over it)

"Alriiiiiiight here’s my OUTFIT OF THE WEEK"

Nah, too subtle.

You see, I’ve learned to stop asking.

Oct 20

If your phone dies, and then you die, does it come back with you if you come back as a ghost?

Oct 18

Oh wow hi Tumblr. You always seem to find me when I’m on the edge of-

MYSELF

*tears off clothes to reveal a leather jacket and sunglasses, while back-flipping onto a motorcycle which takes off into an American flag sunset*

Hi guys. I’m Rald.

I’m climbing out of my whole, and I’m way over myself.

How the fuck are you?

Oct 07

The only consistent thing in my life is how much I listen to Weird Al.

Apr 29
rad-king:

This means so much to me

rad-king:

This means so much to me

Apr 29

accio-percabeth:

EVERYONE, MEAN GIRLS’ 10TH ANNIVERSARY IS TOMORROW, APRIL 30TH.  A WEDNESDAY.  WEAR PINK OR SUFFER DISGRACE.

on wednesdays we wear pink.

Apr 29
Apr 29
bringo-glavin:

yEPPER finished seas 1
how do you watch 17 seasons of a show in two weeks um

bringo-glavin:

yEPPER finished seas 1

how do you watch 17 seasons of a show in two weeks um